Hi, my name is Angus beef. What’s your name?

Woa! Where did this come from? I thought I stopped posting stuff here years ago! I took a trip to the jungle to find my true meaning in life. After not finding my meaning, I bought an airplane and looked at it everyday. When I became bored of doing that I, rented a mountain lion. Let me tell you folks, mountain lions don’t come cheap these days. No sir. Now I am back here on this blog thing made of croutons and apple sauce. So anyways, I just wanted to wish you all a happy birthday. I hope you all had great birthdays!

Now, for the serious matters which are very serious to me, because of pop tarts. As we all know, your eyes cannot rely on me to entertain them twice a week like I tried to do, with this blog. Instead, I will post garbage here whenever I feel like it! If you don’t like this idea, then I suggest you put your elbow somewhere, where they like to be (a pile of fresh squeezed poodles for instance). For all the others, I hope you enjoy the show. Please be patient as the elderly need to find their seats. Emergency exits are in your armpits, and deodorant is unavailable to anyone under the age of 12 years old. Thank you.


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